A cautionary tattoo tale
Leah tells us a story about choosing the time and place for a tattoo!
Being the left of centre character I am, I was always curious about tattoos: what they felt like, my pain threshold, what I would get done and where, and how addictive they might be. The only thing that ever put me off getting a tattoo was the whole ‘permanence’ thing. Luckily there are tattoo removal parlours for that. So on a recent university exchange trip to Mexico I decided to grow a pair of tits and act on my curiosity.
After doing some ‘research’, I ended up at a tattoo parlour that a Mexican guy I had a crush on recommended to me. The place was clean and run by an attractive young tattoo artist with beautiful skin. Although I didn’t understand a thing he said, I smiled out of politeness and flirtatiously giggled at every word. For most people, language barriers are a challenge, but for that tattooist and I, love knew no boundaries. We managed perfectly well. It was fortunate though that my first tattoo was a simple ‘M’ on my wrist and nothing too complicated.
I found the whole experience fascinating. From the moment I sat down for him to start tattooing me I was completely mesmerised. The ‘pain’ people spoke of was a simple discomfort. I recall telling people how relaxing the experience was until he went over the same areas twice, or around the curve of my wrist. The experience cost me 500 pesos ($AUD35-40), two or three times less than prices back in Melbourne for a similar tattoo.
Most of the time when I speak to people with tattoos they comment how addictive the ‘pain’ is and how they have a strong desire to continuously get more. I definitely can say that I lack that urge, however I did get another tattoo before returning to Melbourne. I knew that this time I wanted something more elaborate than a simple ‘M’.
In hindsight I’m very grateful for how my second tattoo turned out, considering how I communicated to my tattooist — using my very limited Spanish and Google Translate — what I wanted done. Reflecting on my experience, I realise that I probably went about getting tattoos in the wrong way, getting them done in a foreign country where I don’t know the language fluently, and where the cost was significantly cheaper but possibly offset by risk. I’m almost shocked that I didn’t end up with a vaginal looking piece permanently imprinted on my body because of the risky channels I used to communicate what I wanted to my tattooist.
Although one of the main reasons I decided to get a tattoo overseas was because it was significantly cheaper, I must stress that it was also significantly riskier. I am a cautionary tale that received the best possible outcome, however there are others stuck with the permanency of discoloured or misspelt tattoos. Do not be that person — do your research!
Do you have a tattoo horror story, either locally or internationally done? Tell us about it below!

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